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I was once usher at a friends Wedding and I asked a lady who was entering the Church,
if she was a friend of the Groom. She replied, “Certainly not, I am the Bride’s mother.”
We call him the exorcist in our house. Every time he comes around, he rids us of all our spirits.
Brett had an accident last year, which she claimed was caused by swerving to avoid
a Koala. Personally I don’t think it was the Koala’s fault,-
One side of his car had a red wing and the other side a blue one. He loved
to hear the witnesses contradict each other.
He was a bit of a tearaway in his teens
and ended up with a shocking Police record; ' Walking on the Moon. '
I am not trying
to say that Will’s a big drinker, but he’s a bigger folk hero in the South Australian
wine region, than Shane Warne.
Thank you very much for the kind comments Sam. Where did you get your jokes from, the Ian Dickson book of wedding humour?
I heard him asking the assistant in the liquor store, if she could recommend a breakfast
wine.
Rob has spent a fortune over the years, some on women, some on drink and the
rest he spent foolishly.
She joined Gourmet magazine, but a few months later they
tried to buy back her subscription.
She is so successful at shopping, [leading designer
store] recently applied for planning permission; To open a branch in their living
room.
I think the main reason for Pete’s lack of luck with the ladies is his chat
up line, “I suffer from amnesia; Do I come here often?”
He once applied to join a
lonely-
Jon loves music so much, if he heard Delta Goodrem singing in the bath, it would be his ear he put to the keyhole.
He’s so short, he’s the only man I know whose feet appear on his passport photograph.
As many of you will know, Pete is a plumber. You may also have heard his slogan, “Your crap is my bread and butter.”
Apparently when his hair started to drop out, he went to the Doctors for something
to help keep it in.-
Doug as most of you will know is a joiner. When he does jobs for people and gives them the bill, they seem to mistake him for another carpenter. Invariably when he gives them the price they say, ‘Jesus.’